WOmen are cOmplex creatures . .
yOu kiss her , yOu are nOt a gentleman
If yOu dOn’t , yOu are nOt a man
If yOu praise her , she thinks yOu are lying
If yOu dOn’t , yOu are gOod fOr nOthing
If yOu agree tO all her likes , yOu are a wimp
If yOu dOn’t , yOu are nOt understanding
If yOu visit her Often , she thinks it is bOring
If yOu dOn’t , she accuses yOu Of dOuble-crOssing
If yOu are well dressed , she says yOu are a playbOy
If yOu dOn’t , yOu are a dull bOy
If yOu are jealOus , she says it’s bad
If yOu dOn’t , she thinks yOu dO nOt lOve her
If yOu attempt a rOmance , she says yOu didn’t respect her
If yOu dOn’t , she thinks yOu dO nOt like her
If yOu are a minute late , she cOmplains it’s hard tO wait
If she is late , she says that’s a girl’s way
If yOu visit anOther man , yOu’re nOt putting in “quality time”
If she is visited by anOther wOman , “Oh it’s natural, we are girls”
If yOu kiss her Once in a while , she prOfesses yOu are cOld
If yOu kiss her Often , she yells that yOu are taking advantage
If yOu stare at anOther wOman , she accuses yOu Of flirting
If she is stared by Other men , she says that they a just admiring
If yOu talk , she wants yOu tO listen
If yOu listen , she wants yOu tO talk
In shOrt :
sO simple , yet sO cOmplex
sO weak , yet sO pOwerful
sO cOnfusing , yet sO desirable
sO damning , yet sO wOnderful
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